The Great Condiment Controversy: Heinz Finally Settles the Fridge vs. Cupboard Debate

For generations, households have been quietly divided by one of the culinary world’s most fiercely contested battlegrounds: where exactly does the ketchup belong?

Some staunchly defend the ambient convenience of the kitchen cupboard, while others swear by the chilled environment of the refrigerator. Now, the iconic condiment creators themselves have officially stepped into the fray to lay this tomato-based controversy to rest, with Heinz definitively stating that “there was only ever one answer.”

Whether you are feeling vindicated or completely upended by the revelation, the great debate has officially been settled by the definitive authority on the matter.